To get that annoying, pissy ranting journal off my front page, I'm gonna post a meme.

If you could have a personal, totally loyal, adoring, and devoted harem of up to ten characters from any game, anime, US cartoon, comic, manga, whatever, who would you pick and why?

Note that I would like a reason for all characters, even if its something as simple as "I'd hit it." Also note that you don't have to post the full ten characters if you don't want to.

Feel free to post this meme elsewhere if you wish to consider yourself tagged.

Here is mine, in no particular order, with five extra because I like them too much. There are many others I'd like to list, but I managed to limit it to this many. Note that part of my personal criteria is how good I think they would look with a giant, prey-filled belly or tremendously fat...

1. Talon (Gargoyles) The catbat is surprisingly appealing to me, both in physical appearance and personality. I just find him incredibly cuddly.

2. Maggie the Cat (Gargoyles) She's sweet, kind, adorable... I just love her.

3. Elisa Maza (Gargoyles) Quite possibly the greatest Disney heroine of all time. In addition to being beautiful, she's also an outright badass, who's not afraid of danger, is a crack shot, and smart enough to think her way out of bad situations.

4. Demona (Gargoyles) Sensual and sinister. Gorgeous in every possible way.

5. White Tiger II (Marvel Comics) The second Marvel character to bear the name was an actual white tiger evolved into a humanoid form. I found her fascinating, and was pissed beyond measure that they got rid of her so quickly...

6. Mercury (aka Cessily Kincaid) (Marvel Comics) Unique, beautiful, sweet personality, and utterly cute.

7. Dust (aka Sooraya Qadir) (Marvel Comics) Something mysterious about her, as well as a lot of charm. She's devout without being a negative stereotype of Arabs, cutely shy, and unbelievably sexy once you get the abaya and niqab off of her.

8. Felicia (Darkstalkers) Cute, sexy, tough, kind and gentle... she is the total package.

9. Mirage (Disney's Aladdin) ...There are no words to describe how sexy this woman is.

10. Mystique (aka Raven Darkholme) (Marvel Comics) Beautiful, sexy, and the shape-shifting means she can be any other woman I find attractive but didn't put on the list.

11. Hollow (Marvel Comics) A girl of mystery with a sweet and gentle aura about her. Also, every time I imagine her plumped up she just looks adorable.

12. The Boss (Metal Gear Solid 3) Role in the game aside, she is one of the toughest, strongest, most beautiful women alive. Never underestimate the appeal of an older woman.

13. Motoko Kusanagi (Ghost in the Shell) I love strong women. And in addition to that attractive strength, she's also HOT.

14. Maleficent (Disney's Sleeping Beauty) Beautiful. Strong, intelligent, powerful, sexy... As said before, never underestimate the appeal of an older woman.

15. Samus Aran (Metroid/Super Smash Bros.) I like her for the same reason I like Motoko. Strong women are gorgeous...